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    first the aesthetic generator….. now the fursona generator!! if u have ever wondered what your fursona would be or you want a change, now u can discover the…

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    “What's the most illegal thing you ever did?”
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    At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.

    So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

    SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.

    She refused to fix my grade.

    In the end, she shit herself on stage.

    I didn’t regret it.

    No mercy.

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my friends have this shitty plastic light up magic wand thing with a knock off disney princess on the hilt and like 
its snow whites… shoulders… and lips (i thINK?) and the bottom of her nose … but then thats cinderellas left eye… and belle’s hair…….but we cant work out whose right eye it is. whose eye is that? more importantly though why would you do this

breaking news: its auroras eye. someone took just sleeping beautys eye and photoshopped it onto this uncanny princess chimera. why? what was wrong with cinderellas right eye?? is this some kind of copyright evasion tactic? werent there any BETTER ones??

    egatron:

    egatron:

    my friends have this shitty plastic light up magic wand thing with a knock off disney princess on the hilt and like 

    its snow whites… shoulders… and lips (i thINK?) and the bottom of her nose … but then thats cinderellas left eye… and belle’s hair…….but we cant work out whose right eye it is. whose eye is that? more importantly though why would you do this

    breaking news: its auroras eye. someone took just sleeping beautys eye and photoshopped it onto this uncanny princess chimera. why? what was wrong with cinderellas right eye?? is this some kind of copyright evasion tactic? werent there any BETTER ones??

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    roaminromans:

    how to play a racing game

    • HIT EVERYONE OUT OF THE WAY
    • GO FAST
    • NEVER USE BRAKES

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    ok i actually put the rainbow road theme at 70% speed and it sounds like an infomercial soundtrack from the 1980s

    Vaporwave.

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    so one time when i was in 8th grade my school went on a camping trip at this camp and at night we all went around the campfire and told stories

    and one of the instructors pointed up at the hill where a bunch of deer had gathered. he explained that baby deer make certain noises to call their mothers over. he said if we were really quiet we could hear them

    suddenly this huge black guy came out from the forest and yelled YO MAMA WHERE YOU AT

    I AM DYING OH MY GOD

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    Remember Steve?

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    Reblog and click on that picture.

    And remember Joe?

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    Reblog and click that picture too.

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    gookgod:

    in addition to the metafilter post revealing that ferguson pd is running the darren wilson gofundme, if you click on the forum link providing the proof that ferguson pd’s public affairs officer is fund raising it you’ll see the icon of his forum account 

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    if you cant see the icon well its a literally picture of two white cops beating a black man

    aint that some shit 

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